I present the guys of Big Brother 12 in order
that I want them to fuck me in a gang bang.
Lane, a nice beefy 24 year old Texan.
Brendon, a hot swim coach who’s also going to get his PhD.
Enzo. I love Jersey Italian boys. Talk dirty to me.
Andrew, a cute and funny Jewish podiatrist. He’s take home to mom material.
Kagan, the token gay guy. He’s cute and funny. Probably horse hung too.
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Hayden. A college student. I don’t like his hair, maybe if he wears a baseball hat. Then I can feel like I’m banging someone from Haze Him.
Finally Matt. Ehhh maybe I’ll be passed out at this point