Posts Tagged ‘websites’

Nice to know your bro would give you a pity fuck

Fat short college guy: Yo, buddy. I’ve been meaning to ask, but…
Handsome tall college guy: Yeah?
Fat short college guy: If I was gay, would you give me a pity fuck?
Handsome tall college guy: Probably.

–Times Square

via Overheard in New York, Oct 17, 2010

Tap That Guy: Veiny Legs, Yum!

I really like nice calves on a guy. 
I can’t stand to see big muscle guys with chicken legs at the gym.
This guy is really hot. Is it gross that the big vein running up his ankle to his calf is turning me on?

This makes me thirsty for a beer

It’s also making my mouth water for some cock to suck.

My new favorite site: Beach Creeps

I don’t think they are creeps at all. There’s something sexy about guys wearing skimpy bathing suits in public places. I wish I had the balls and cock to wear something from Koala Swim to the beach.

Poorly Dressed: Furry and Sexy!

I know I’m weird, because I’m attracted to this guy!