Posts Tagged ‘Reality TV’

"Okay close your cheeks!" D-List’s Tom gets waxed.

Via Gawker.TV

I love sous chef Scott from Hell’s Kitchen

I love how angry and loud he gets as he yells at one of the chefs. He would make such a great verbal TOP!

Jersey Shore: GTL in Miami

Jersey Shore season 2 begins Thursday July 29. I can’t wait.To tide you over, here’s a GTL video, complete with The Situation walking backwards on a treadmill showing off his six pack. And him getting ready to tan, trying to hide his non existent bulge. Ugh and he has small thighs.
But I’d still drop to my knees in a heart beat and work that bulge.

The Guys of Big Brother 12

I present the guys of Big Brother 12 in order 
that I want them to fuck me in a gang bang.
Lane, a nice beefy 24 year old Texan. 
 
 Brendon, a hot swim coach who’s also going to get his PhD. 
He has porn star looks. Reminds me of Adam Killian.
Enzo. I love Jersey Italian boys. Talk dirty to me.
Andrew, a cute and funny Jewish podiatrist. He’s take home to mom material.
Kagan, the token gay guy. He’s cute and funny. Probably horse hung too.
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 Hayden. A college student. I don’t like his hair, maybe if he wears a baseball hat. Then I can feel like I’m banging someone from Haze Him.
Finally Matt. Ehhh maybe I’ll be passed out at this point 
and he can just rape my hole.

Danielle Staub Police Strippers Party

From RHONJ