Posts Tagged ‘Overheard in NY’

Nice to know your bro would give you a pity fuck

Posted by Scott on October 18th, 2010
Fat short college guy: Yo, buddy. I’ve been meaning to ask, but…
Handsome tall college guy: Yeah?
Fat short college guy: If I was gay, would you give me a pity fuck?
Handsome tall college guy: Probably.

–Times Square

via Overheard in New York, Oct 17, 2010
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This Girl has her criteria in order

Posted by Scott on June 14th, 2010

Some Girls Ask to Be Walked on
College girl: He’s married and all, but he’s really, really hot.
College boy: Isn’t he like 50?
College girl: His feet are like size 14. I’m just saying.

–Times Square

Overheard by: soxie
via Overheard in New York, Jun 14, 2010

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