Posts Tagged ‘News’

Protester “Jesus Christ” brings his cross and his package

Yesterday was May 1, May Day for the Occupy movement for protests in cities across the US. One protester came as Jesus Christ complete with his large cross and wearing some tight white briefs to show off his heavenly bulge.

Via Gothamist

Hot Marine runs Marathon for Veterans Awareness in gas mask

Jeremy Scott ran the Marine Corps Marathon last weekend in a gas mask, making for a world record and also to bring awareness to wounded veterans.

Thanks to Jeremy Scott and all the other veterans.

Via Baltimore Examiner


Frat House Rapist

What is usually a poorly acted plot of a porn movie, this real life story is sickening. Imagine being friends with your fraternity brother. Borrowing his lap top. And finding pictures of you passed out being sexually assaulted by him. This is Anthony Bertolone who is under arrest after his frat brother found such images on his laptop. He copied them to a flash drive then went to the police.
I know people say how can the victim not know his ass was violated, but he may not have been penetrated. Maybe the sexual assault was Bertolone blowing him. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night, saw my partner has a raging boner in his sleep, try to blow him. He wakes up and smacks me then goes back to bed. In the morning I’m always like, “Do you remember me sexually assaulting you in the middle of the night?”

Woman Find Chocolate Penis In Her Nibbles

This woman is horrified and demands an apology from the manufacturer, Cadbury. She believe it was deliberately made because of the great detail in the chocolate penis. Cadbury said some of the Nibbles melted together. I just love how veiny that cock is. Nom Nom Nom!

Being a Daddy, Good For Your Health?

New York Post has an article stating that being a cougar (older woman dating a younger man) leads to more of a chance of dying earlier. However, being a daddy (older man dating a younger woman), had the opposite effect. I’ll just extrapolate that for the gays, being a daddy would be good for the daddy’s health.