With Craigslist ads you usually get these robot responses from people that are just probably fishing for emails and such but some of these responses are really hilarious and creatively written. who writes these?

1) You still looking, bro? I’m 5’9″, 155. Dark, curly hair down over my collar and bright blue eyes. I smile easily and often. I’m a bit embarrassed to admit that I love Glee, and I’ve never missed an episode. I’d like to meet ASAP, just get back to me with date/time/place.

2)So what are you looking for? Maybe I can help. I’m a house husband. My wife is a lesbian. It’s just something that works for us. If you’ve ever seen Jim Butcher (the author) that’s who I look like. I should probably say straight off that I’m allergic to cats. I am totally a dog person. I look forward to making your acquaintance.

3)I’m a game developer-tester, and I love my job. I’m 33 and hwp but could probably stand to lose 5-10 pounds. Gray hair, green eyes. – yeah, gray. Just like my father before me. I can’t be bothered to dye it. I hope to talk to you more soon. Write me anytime, I will answer.

and finally I got a message from an escort, the small picture he sent looked hot, ripped abs, nice dick but when I want an escort, Rentboy.com is where I would go. Here is what he wrote:

white muscular male looking for a generous bottom. discreet, clean and safe are my ONLY rules! if you can help me out with my college expenses before i go back to school…i’d be willing to come over drop your pants, eat your ass..let you suck my cock, then pour baby oil allll over your ass and fuck you tilll i blow a huge load wherever you want. let me know if you are the “right” guy i’m looking for. please no endless emails.

mmmm baby oil