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F, Marry, Kill: Cougar Town Guys

ABC TV TCA Aug 09 Party

27th Annual PaleyFest Presents Cougar Town
Disney/ABC Television Group Press JunketFuck, Marry, Kill. Grayson (Josh Hopkins), Andy (Ian Gomez), and Bobby (Brian Van Hold)I’m basing this on the characters in Cougar Town. I don’t really know much about the actors in real life.

Fuck: Bobby, I think he’d be a good lay, Jules (Courtney Cox)
        probably stayed married to him for so long because of
        good sex.
Marry: Andy. He’s such a good husband and apparently
        he’s hung like a horse. Plus he’s funny and cute.
Kill: Grayson. Probably a bad lay and I can’t stand that guitar.

F, Marry, Kill: Glee Edition

Katy Perry at The Nickelodeon's 23rd Annual Kids' Choice Awards in LA

The Cast Of "Glee" Signs Copies Of "Glee: The Music Vol. 1" In Los Angeles

 American Woman: Fashioning A National Identity Met Gala - Arrivals
Finn, Puck, and Mr. Schuester. Also known as Cory Monteith (27), Mark Salling (27), and Matthew Morrison (31).

Fuck: Mark Salling
Marry: Cory Monteith
Kill: Matthew Morrison

This was hard cause it was a toss up, but I think the fact that Matthew Morrison is big on Broadway sealed his fate. As his husband I would have to go see all those shows and I don’t think I could stomach that.

F, Marry, Kill: Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal

Bradley Cooper attends the When In Rome premiere in Los Angeles

XMen Origins: Wolverine Premiere

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Wondercon 2010 Presentation
Learned this game from Howard Stern.
You have to fuck one, marry one, and kill one.
Fuck: Ryan
Marry: Jake
Kill: Bradley