Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category

Celebrities are just like us: Kellan Lutz picks up dog poop.

Kellan Lutz being a good dog owner and still looking oh so pale.
But he does have such nice smooth looking calves.

Chris Salvatore: Dirty Love Video

Chris Salvatore’s Dirty Love video came out this week. I really like the song. It has catchy lyrics and some people complain about too much auto-tune,
but I think it works for this track.
What I don’t like is the video. I’m guessing its to appeal to mass audiences. And mass audiences like lesbians. I just wish Chris worked it and sold it. He has no chemistry with the girls, it’s like they aren’t even in the same room. Like when they are fondling and grabbing him it’s just so forced.
(Maybe I’m just a jealous bitch and wish it was me fondling him)
Another thing I absolutely hated was the over use of gels, I counted like 15 different colors. One of the most striking things about Chris are his eyes and they get washed out in reds, yellows, greens, oranges, and blues for half the video.
One thing I did like was Chris rocking the keytar!
Chris there’s a big ass behind you, but you don’t care.
Please let your next video just be you, hanging out by the pool with your friends. 
I swear more people will watch it.

Who wants to smell like Bruce Willis?

MADRID, SPAIN - JUNE 21: Actor Bruce Willis attends Sobieski press conference at Hotel Ritz on June 21, 2010 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)
I’m not sure about smelling like him, but I’d like to sniff his balls.
Bruce Willis is coming out with a line of cologne,
body wash and deodorant this week.
(Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 90 days jail followed by 90 days rehab

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan sneezes at her probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was put on probation for her August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, but the probation was revoked in May 2010 after missing a scheduled hearing. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan breaks down in court and crys as she hears her sentence.

She has to surrender herself in 2 weeks.

DILF Michael Lohan was there to support his daughter and wanted her to go to rehab even before this probation violation hearing.

I wonder who’s going to start selling “Free Lindsay” t-shirts.

Comedian Ben Bailey wins at the Emmys

Don’t know if you’ve ever seen the show Cash Cab… game show where the driver picks up his passengers and he asks them trivia for cash.
Neat concept but also I always thought the host Ben Bailey was hot.

He picked up two awards, the Outstanding Game Show Host Award and the Outstanding Game/Audience Participation Show Award .

Congrats!
LAS VEGAS - JUNE 27: TV personality Ben Bailey poses for a portrait with the Outstanding Game/Audience Participation Show Award at the 37th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards held at the Las Vegas Hilton on June 27, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for ATI)
LAS VEGAS - JUNE 27: TV personality Ben Bailey accepts the Outstanding Game Show Host Award onstage at the 37th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards held at the Las Vegas Hilton on June 27, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)LAS VEGAS - JUNE 27: Comedian Ben Bailey attends the 37th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards after party held at the Las Vegas Hilton on June 27, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)LAS VEGAS - JUNE 27: TV personality Ben Bailey poses with the Outstanding Game/Audience Participation Show Award in the press room at the 37th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards held at the Las Vegas Hilton on June 27, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)